I'm not into inspecting people's homes, either, I must say. Nor do I appreciate them inspecting mine.
Some days later the doorbell rang and a man from the animal protection agency was here. He said he had gotten "a tip," and was here to inspect our animals.
Have you ever seen a "show-quality" Borzoi?
We had a friend in northern Virginia who was doing the dishes one summer afternoon when the doorbell rang. The door itself was wide open, with just the screen door shut.
She called out "Just a minute!", finished the dis she was washing, dried her hands, and went to the door. Her big (tall) male Borzoi was already at the door. And outside, there was a guy almost rolling on the ground in laughter.
He was from the humane society, or some such, and was responding to an anonymous call stating that my friend was "starving her collie".
Collie:
Borzoi:
