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Santa to Pappu

Where's Sukhna Lake? 
Pappu: Pata nahi. 
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. 
Pappu: Who's Banta? 
Santa: Pata nai. 
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

 

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? 
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! 
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

 

 

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. 
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

 

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. 
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

 

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

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