Re: [iPad] Apple patents ways to protect phones in freefall | SiliconBeat

 

Is this one of those serial-fiction-by-internet things?
:-)
bj
 
 
Sent: Friday, December 05, 2014 3:57 PM
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Subject: Re: [iPad] Apple patents ways to protect phones in freefall | SiliconBeat
 
..the iPhone landed on the forehead of an unidentified sleeping homeless lady, waking her just in time to reach out and grab her 1 1/2 year old son who was toddling into the busy intersection - resulting in the saving of a life and restoring hope to the woman who had given into utter despair. Apple had no comment when asked about the situation.
 
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Date: 12/5/2014 9:44:36 AM
Subject: Re: [iPad] Apple patents ways to protect phones in freefall | SiliconBeat
 
...turned on integrity-saving sensors that instead erroneously emitted a brain-piercing laser beam that, due to the inclination of the falling apple device, temorarily blinded an oncoming motorist who reacted with a jerk to the left and onto the sidewalk where fred, no final thoughts or feelings in his mind other than a brief instant of dropped-iphone anguish, was struck a nanosecond later by an upended ford expedition on two wheels and tilted at a 45-degree angle.
 
On Dec 4, 2014, at 9:10 PM, David Smith david.smith.14916@gmail.com [iPad] wrote:
 
 
Fred was killed when his iPhone, attempting to save itself, ....


- dspadair

On Dec 4, 2014, at 1:11 PM, Tony tdale@xtra.co.nz [iPad] <iPad@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

Its a lot of thickness, weight, cost, when phone drops arent in the range of 80 drops per 100 each week. A case that covers the corners and lip, that is soft will provide great protection 
 

From: "Just Murray krismurray@gmail.com [iPad]" <iPad@yahoogroups.com>
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Sent: Friday, 5 December 2014 5:07 AM
Subject: [iPad] Apple patents ways to protect phones in freefall | SiliconBeat
 
 
Sounds heavy. Like. It sounds like ideas that cost weight. That cost in less thickness. Buttons that retract? Air jets? Don't get me wrongly like the idea. But it flies in the face of successive iDevices being lighter and thinner.
 
Thoughts? (Besides the one that apple patents stiff it never intends to use)
 
 
 
 
 

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