On 9/30/2011 7:55 PM, bj wrote:
> CrapTV is in the eye of the beholder.
> I'm sure you watch some version of crap too, just maybe not the same crap as
> someone else.
How dare any of us say that anything shown on TV is crap -- in chapter
7, verse 15, of the "Sincere Holy Institute of Television" (use of only
intials of this holy institution is not allowed) it is writ "Thou shalt
not besmirch the holy and magnificent name of the god of the light of
moving images by referring to anything shown on it as 'crap.' If
anybody shall fall prey to the error of the intelligentsia and commit
such sacrilege, he or she shalt redeem himself or herself by watching 5
hours of WWE or reruns of the holy story of the flood known as
Gilligan's Island while reciting the Hell Mary Turn the Volume Up as has
been taught by the (TV) Guides of old: ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, TNN, TNT,
CNN, UPN, Retro . . . and continuing until thou shalt reach the final
listing for channel 9999. That shall be thine punishment, after which
thou shalt use the holy Screen Cleaner to make the images brighter and
replace thine batteries in the holy device of great joy and channel
changing."
thus endeth the reading for today.
--
David H. Bailey
dhbailey@davidbaileymusicstudio.com
