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GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!

 


 
Studnt ke dilo ki awaz:
Zindgi ka rukh mod dnge,
Sari bandise tod dnge
Ye Semester..
Jese-tese nikl jaye,
Next Semester me to pakka record tod denge! :roll:

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND :D

 
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka ;)

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai…. :roll:

Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! ;)

Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi :D

 

Kya Hai Zindagi-
Dekho To Khwab Hai Zindgi Padho To Kitab Hai Zindgi,
Suno To Gyan Hai Zindgi,
Par Hum Ye Kehte Hai Haste Raho To Aasan Hai ZindGI









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