[iPad] OT - Xmas Cake Recipe

 

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Once again this year, I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe,
so here goes. Please keep it in your files as I am beginning to get tired of
typing this up every year!! (Made mine this morning!!!)
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit


Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka
again to be sure it is of the highest quality then repeat. Turn on the
electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1
teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the
Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn of the mixerer thingy.
Break in 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a
time trying to COUNT it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck
in the beaterers, just pry loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Vodka to
test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the
Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn
the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off
the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.




 

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